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Wake up still sleepy and grumpy

Oh shit, it's nine in the morning

Gotta go to chat and meet my friends

And that was my stomach groaning

Tried to make myself fish sticks and custard

But by mistake I dipped the fish sticks in mustard

How the fuck am I gonna eat this crap?

Oh well, mustard is good for your health, as I just heard

So I go to ERB Wiki

Enter Chat, and my stomach's queasy

Then I chat and chat and chat for hours

But nobody gives a shit and I feel dizzy

Gotta get another badge

I don't know what I'm doing right now

But everybody knows that I'm just a guy from Korea

And I'm kinda busy right now, so see ya

Gotta make another edit

Can somebody please tell me what I'm doing

But everyone knows that I'm just a guy from Korea

And my hair's puffed up like Princess Leia

I have tons of homies in this Wiki

J1, Wachow, Pixel, you name it

Always try to look cool in front of them

Act like a superstar just like Matt Damon

It's kinda confusing, the way we chat

It's midnight in there, but it's morning in here

I wanna chat all day long

But I can't stand it anymore, so go and drink some root beer

The taste is awful, I guess Koreans were born that way

Any food American, give them the All-Natural Korean Dirty Look

So turn off the computer, go back to my desk

Cause I have homework for tomorrow, and I have to read a fucking book

Gotta get another badge

I don't know what I'm doing right now

But everybody knows that I'm just a guy from Korea

And I'm kinda busy right now, so see ya

Gotta make another edit

Can somebody please tell me what I'm doing

But everyone knows that I'm just a guy from Korea

And my hair's puffed up like Princess Leia

And I really think that I should stop doing so much Internet

Cause my parents don't really approve all the people I have met

I go back to my room, but my plan is completely set

Do you think that I'll go to Chat again tommorow?

You bet!

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