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This is a song for people with complete all-natural EPICOSITY

So all you trolls and nerds, get the fuck out

The sun-shiny morning's officially over now

So creepy zombies and smelly vampires, come out

I will be the coolest kid on the street

Attention, everyone; all eyes on me

Come on, just acknowledge that you can't be cooler

But the Beatles told us to Let It Be

I already know that you may be somewhat annoyed by my presence

No, I don't care if it's your birthday; go buy yourself some presents

Don't try to out-swag me, cause I'm the king and you're the peasant

I'm sorry, but don't stretch your ego; here, Times for Kids says it!

Oh hey, dudes, didn't you hear the news?

You'd better watch out, Smile Fever is spreading

Hide your parents, your wife, your kids, and that little Chihuahua over there

While you're hiding, watch me walking on boardwalks wearing my super-cool denim

I'm feeling so goooood today

Get your minds blown like explosives in movies made by Michael Bay

Log on to my Twitter account and say:

"#HATERS GONNA HATE"

Hey boys

On your feet

Shuffle all way to the gaybar

Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle

Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle HATERS GONNA HATE

Hey girls

Stand up now

Shake it all the way to Mars!

Shake it shake it shake it shake it

Shake it shake it HATERS GONNA HATE

Hey

Y U NO FEELING GREAT???

You should be prancing around, shaking away all the hate

Oh well, hardcore haters gonna hate, that's their fate

But you know what?

THEY CAN JUST SUCK MY GRAPES

I can't say I like those haters

But if I hate them, you know

That makes me a hater, too

So I'll just say 'Let them hate'

But when they take it too high

Imma just say

STOP BEING A FOOL, JUST BE COOL

You tool, being taken for granted by parents and teachers

Don't interrupt our game; just sit in the bleachers

Let me tell you who my movie features

Only ME, you got that? And there's the crowd cheers

Oh hey, dudes, didn't you hear the news?

You'd better watch out, Smile Fever is spreading

Hide your parents, your wife, your kids, and that little Chihuahua over there

While you're hiding, watch me walking on boardwalks wearing my super-cool denim

I'm feeling so goooood today

Get your minds blown like explosives in movies made by Michael Bay

Log on to my Twitter account and say:

"#HATERS GONNA HATE"

Hey boys

On your feet

Shuffle all way to the gaybar

Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle

Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle HATERS GONNA HATE

Hey girls

Stand up now

Shake it all the way to Mars!

Shake it shake it shake it shake it

Shake it shake it HATERS GONNA HATE

And believe me

Haters ARE gonna hate, no lie

No, really

This is real life, not Sci-Fi

Eh, but who cares?

My songs are complete shit

But the next time you dislike me, just remember one thing:

THAT MAKES YOU A HATER TOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dammit....

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