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Ten little monkeys, jumping on the bed, one fell down and broke open his head, no more monkeys jumping off the bed,

One down, two, three, and four down, five, six, seven down, eight and nine also down, until these ten monkeys bust their heads off the bed!

Mommy, oh dearest mother,

Help us, call the doctor!

The bed was creaking, crunching, yes, us monkeys

were jumping on the bed like dummies, something something,

all our heads are hurting and bumping on our crowns,

We all fell down, down, down, down, ow!



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Folks tales, lullabies, stories glorified, and I'm to occupy time to identify and reclassify and gratify the stories to mystify, so to imply, I will amplify and justify, to magnify lullaby lovers to be satisfied!



TK

Once there were three bears and a girl,

Papa Bear, Momma Bear, Baby Bear, and Goldilocks girl,

The trio, the sleuth, went off with their day around to goof, then Goldilocks runs in the picture, blondey knocks on the door,

Smells of orange, the door creaks from the door hinge,

Explore in, sees three bowls of porridge,

"Too hot!" no.

"Too cold!" no.

"Just right!" yeah.

Beds and chairs.

"Too hard!" no.

"Too soft!" no.

"Just right!" yeah. ...Oh no.

Papa, Momma, Baby home, let's go, Gold!

Run home to Mom, bears in chairs,

Wait. Where?




Chorus

Folks tales, lullabies, stories glorified, and I'm to occupy time to identify and reclassify and gratify the stories to mystify, so to imply, I will amplify and justify, to magnify lullaby lovers to be satisfied!



TK

Red Riding Hood, siding good,

Bearing the finding food, hear a growling wolf,

"Hahahaha", ride, Red, ride! To grandma's house,

Ride right past these routes,

Now you see him, now you don't. Just get home, do not fret,

Don't face your fait you almost just met, you can-

You will accomplish your goal,

Just to get home, so haul,

Get in, "Granny, don't ask!

Won't believe my won task.

But call that lumberjack,

Over with his axe,

The wolf's trying to get in,

Clawing at it!"

Not gonna get graphic,

Hey, have at it.




Chorus

Folks tales, lullabies, stories glorified, and I'm to occupy time to identify and reclassify and gratify the stories to mystify, so to imply, I will amplify and justify, to magnify lullaby lovers to be satisfied!



TK

Now this is Timothy's lullaby, on this bed,

Rest your unbruised head,

Whether Monkey, Goldi or Ridey girl,

Hide from the world, clean the slate like a pearl

in dreams, no pain, no shouts,

no screams, no bullies, no evils,

no means, but clear, the sky's blu,

the grass is green, there is no fear,

It's happiness is keen this is what we should see

From awakening to end the day to sleep,

But it isn't, breaks you, makes you weep,

No, weep the tears away, clean it off, we can stay,

But it will not and leave away. (Good night.)

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