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Hook - TK

Try to take me out, try to shoot me down, try to rid the world of me, try to end everything I see, but you don't know, don't know who, who you're messing with, I'm bulletproof!



TK

Bulletproof, not part of a SWAT team, I attack undercover, unseen, then role reversal, you're on the hotseat! I don't have to wear a vest over my invincible chest. I beat Medusa at a staring contest, she caught me looking at her breasts, told me "eyes up here", asked why I'm not stone locked, said "oh but there's already something hard as rock (giggity!)". I then beat her, then beat Hercules at an arm wrestling match. Bat an eye at me, I'll catch, throw it down and lash at it, release wrath! I spit sick like a Sig, call you a dick, don't look now but I fucked your chick, that's what happens when I give the middle finger to your bitch-ass clique; it was like soccer, just gave a great big kick and I win, that was my goal, what's yours, asshole? If you tried to stab me, your blade is dull, your brain's borderline insane and null, full of shit from a bull, then I'll shoot a .44 bull-et and when it hits, Mit's fled the scene, then the next day you see TK in his crib, ask me if I'd seen anything at the crime scene, "Nah, I was doing something obscene when I heard a gun's scream, closed the blind and window screens, went back to watching TV-" "but I thought you were doing something 'obscene'?" "...Si, see I was-" punch the reporter and the camera guy out, delete the footage, they went undetected, not even Mit was suspected! So if you try to shoot me, it's reflected!



Hook - TK

Try to take me out, try to shoot me down, try to rid the world of me, try to end everything I see, but you don't know, don't know who, who you're messing with, I'm bulletproof!



TK

Gotta beef with me, is that the case? I hock shell casings after I spit bullets at your ass! You expected me to be soft, but I'm fiberglass! You try to pull me down, but I snap back; I'm a rubberband, making you a dumber man, you're a parody of me, a shitty spoof, an idiot dumbass, a goof, you try to call me a kid, but then it's the opposite of child abuse, don't take the words out my mouth, that's not truth, I'll show everyone that you're a fake, disproved, I don't approve of you, everyone disapproves you, I'm not accusing you in this rap battle interview, but you shouldn't be confused by your bad reviews. You flick at me, I leave a permanent bruise, I'm a mad dog, uncaged; let loose to destroy you, I stand over you like a cruise to a canoe! Try to make a move, I'll sleuth around, then kick your caboose, then seduce and screw your lady. Now you oughtta make like a goose neck into this noose, now before I pull this, you should vamoose, from the wrath of your god, Zeus! I'm bulletproof, aloof, an angry wolf on your ass (Woof!), music fluent, you think I'm in the groove, I'm in the Zone like Twilight. a man of delight, but mess with me, you're looking for a fight! You should listen to all of this, here, I'll highlight it myself, I'm not alright, I turn a cockfight to a dogfight to a bullfight to a fistfight to a gunfight to a bombsight! Then I sneak in the corner of your cornea, but just out your eyesight, this is fight or flight, but here's a hint of foresight; I'll freeze you like like frostbite then melt you like firelight, I don't have a ghostwrite but I'll haunt you for many forenights, while that's in your headright, I'll wish you a goodnight at midnight but then have a nightmare in the moonlight, where the last thing you see is my headlights, gone missing out of searchlights, I'm still up in the spotlights after every single recite, but I guess a double whammy's done for now, little Grammy! Just know that when you-



Hook - TK

Try to take me out, try to shoot me down, try to rid the world of me, try to end everything I see, but you don't know, don't know who, who you're messing with, I'm bulletproof!



Outro - Mit

*gunshots*

Hahahaha!

Goodnight, motherfuckers!

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